February 2012
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“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Guys in dress shirts...
With their shirts unbuttoned…
And their sleeves rolled up…
And a loose tie…
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
When someone checks you out
Normal people:
My reaction:
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Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
NO!! IS HE DEAD? MY CHILDHOOD HERO - IT’S BLOODY WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAULT I DID NOT KOW THIS!!
